memorycycle:

me: god this leaf is so delicious . and what did you say it was called?

caterpillar: *silently munching*

me: your like a zen master .

hanavbara:

barbenheimer 💖💣

jeniferprince:

this barbie likes other barbies

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chisharette:

emil:

emil:

saul goodman is a mythological figure to these guys

all their signs r like this also

depsidase:

official-boob-posts:

beardedmrbean:

celestial-naiad:

beardedmrbean:

beardedmrbean:

As a bra hater, going braless is always the most comfy.

I support your choice to not support your boobies

official boob post

nmri:

professorupdog:

thefeistiestworm:

my roommate who is like. the most straight laced cis dude ever. just came into the living room and said “the masculine urge to get pregnant.” then stood there for a second before leaving silently.

You’re doing what to your roommate??

scarecrowomen:

tatzelwurming:

pussyronin:

scarecrowomen:

pussyronin:

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

Well first of all there’s this guy

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Nothing wrong with me

spongebobssquarepants:

foxincrocs-classic:

dogsagainstbenitojuarez:

bulbasars2:

gearboxpraexology:

kawaii-pigeon:

blurrymango:

theinformationcollector:

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

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toonskribblez:

shittymoviedetails:

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